Get out my Lufkin ruler and start measuring the cloud heights.
Or, Ask E-Gore – he tells the truth – Right?
We have weakening magnetic fields, solar ejections hitting us?
Dwarf stars? HARRP? Chemtrails? Doppler Radar effects?
Russia setting off nukes at the North Pole?
Hint: We need to fart less.
Solution: Fart in jars.
Store the jars underground with spent fuel cells.